Awful Things, summer edition
How old is too old to
Carry-on only
Glastogram
Ozempic are they
The promise of a new sandal
Unexpected cut outs
Beach reads!
Errant toe hair
Airport wine
And relax
The wrong gelato
Calling them Jorts
Multiple toe blisters
Lilo envy
A sunken baseball cap
Sun’s out
Lilo puncture
August dump!
Tomatoes back home
Ozempic should they
Wet bank holiday
Goes so fast
Ba…