The Tit Gala
a special Met-content-in-brief
Welcome to a brief tour around the wantonly glorious horror show that was the Met Gala. It was perhaps fitting that the biggest ‘trend’ of the night was - one assumes in honour of its new shiny patron, ol’ Tits Mcgee Bezos herself - the cacophony of tits out in force on the steps of the Met. Fake ones, teeny ones, sculpted ones, trompe l’oeil, pointy ones, bulbous ones… We are, I guess, boob-deep in the OnlyFans cultural vortex.
Thrilled to note that EiC’s admittedly basic met Gala predictions were spot on!
Heidi Klum went full classical statue while Vogue editor Chloe Malle plumped for Frederick Leighton’s Flaming June. And because these things are stuck in my head - a minutiae Met fact for you
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